SMASHY SMASHY!

I promised you all crazy schemes in order to get George's attention.

Here's the first scheme (in a series of "I don't know how many"):

I've read somewhere that George stated that if he had time and a hammer, he would personally track down and smash each and every copy of The Star Wars Holiday Special in order to eradicate it from human memory.

I seem to have gotten hold of a bootlegged copy of said Holiday Special (aka the thing that should not be) and a hammer.


I shall now send an email to george@starwars.com in which I invite mr. Lucas to come over and smash away!